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The X-Files: Perihelion -The Definitive Review
Claudia Gray has managed to achieve what the second film (The X-Files: I Want to Believe) and the two revival seasons struggled to capture. Through the X-Files: Perihelion, she brings back the authentic atmosphere of stepping into Mulder and Scully’s world. In the novel, the agents stand at a pivotal moment in their lives—grieving the…
The Best Cold Email Template… Ever!
I have “cracked the code” on cold email campaigns- Don’t do it. Cold email is absolutely the best way to pretend that you’re prospecting for new business without actually prospecting for new business. It’s 1% copy and paste, and 99% wishful thinking. Why does sending cold emails work so well? Everyone loves to receive unsolicited…
Lights, Camera, Action!
After a recent “test” video post garnered a few thousand views across several social media platforms, I have to decided to move forward with my social media campaign. I have also made the decision to post strictly original content versus content that has been aggregated from other sources and then commenting on it- as was…
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Merchant Cash Advance: How To Spot A Bad Broker
Alternative business funding can be a lifeline for small businesses needing quick capital, but it is also a landscape filled with predatory actors. A merchant cash advance (MCA) isn’t inherently good or bad—it’s a financial tool. What does make the experience good or bad is the broker standing between the business owner and the capital.…
There Is No Turning Back Now
There’s a saying amongst comedians in the world of stand-up comedy: You’re only as funny as your last show. Well, my last show was almost 15 years ago. What started off as a casual conversation over coffee this past Christmas Day has now become a reality. On October, 24, 2024, yours truly will grab a…
The Preppy Kitchen
Patricia, the world’s greatest significant other, typically schedules most of my leisure time activities. These events rarely involve sitting in a movie theater watching the latest superhero/car chase/explosion flick. This past weekend, we travelled to Naperville, Illinois to attend an event with Preppy Kitchen founder and author, John Kanell. Patricia started following Kanell on Instagram…
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Hi, I’m Michael Hoffmann
If you would like to explore several alternative funding options for your business, give me a call at (574) 383-9430.
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